Fairy tale advertising

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.

Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?

That's easy ... Seven-Up!

Spam

Love me longer, love me harder.

Care este cel mai friguros anotimp?

Primavara!
...Cand stai la bloc...

Have you ever...

... noticed the chewing gum marks on the ground? You probably haven't, they can be seen on a sunny day. But when it's raining... now that's another story. Dozens, hundreds, thousands, millions of little flatted white marks, sitting next to each other on the dark wet ground.


The mark of a messy society. The garbage trucks go, the chewing gum stays. Just to remind us every once in a while, during rainy days, that we suck!

Or we could just use this advanced technology to fill the holes in our roads. "Hey, taxi driver, spit it over here! The country needs you!"

Survival skills at work

J'ai deux oiseaux

For polar bears...

I can't think of a better love declaration:

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine.